rupeez:

iinori:

I HAD TO WATCH THIS 9 TIMES OMFG

FUK

(Source: awesomephilia.com)




jakesheadwarning:

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"



phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(Source: ppedropascal)



diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results











HELLO WISCONSIN

(Source: thatofficial70show)



beeftown:

Actual Bumper Stickers That Exist


thebobblehat:

holmesillusion:

Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

It was her husband’s cartel.




atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?




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letitgoannie:

maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

YES VERY MUCH!

(Source: tonystarkfucksaround)