Ugh mornings. 
#easter #self #me


sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:[via]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!



Do you have to sit right there? Especially after Indian…..

#cats #cat #catsofinstagram #fulltummy #ififitsisits #rawry


(Source: diamante-envenenado)




e-jack-ulation:

ratkingofthehill:

IS THIS FOR REAL

tempted to change my facebook cover photo

(Source: veryspecialpictures)



Im getting a son!!!

#baby #pregnant #boy #pregnancy #happy #excited #aftersex #love #werepregnant #proudfather

Personal

Cant wait to move back up to the hometown in two weeks. Been away for too long.



Im not a model… im just a cat.
#nofilter #nomakeup #selfies #selfie #rawry #cats #kitten #cat #kittens #imnotamodel #justacat #beauty #allnatural #hashtag

Friends…

Honestly you think you know some people. You give a hand and they take an arm…



jujuproblems:

roselitajonas:

danneelwinchester:

why has no one made a hella accurate hogwarts vacation summer camp for teens/adults yet with the acceptance letters and the WANDS AND ROBES and the sorting and the common rooms and the classes anD QUIDDITCH and house points???? /? 

this is 2014, i have rights

It exists here in Norway

Guys were going to Norway



eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read




(Source: conscientiouscoattwirling)



nedroidcomics:

beckyandfrank:

I hope he liked his painting!

This is beautiful 

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

elenoa:

pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

Beluga whales are fucking glorious

Its like the Thor of the sea